The Dude
$360 Billion? Why not? It’s five o’clock somewhere…
Posted by The Dude on May 2, 2008
This Dude guy, in Fort Worth, Texas, my hometown, just tried to cash a check for $360 billion at a Chase Bank! Nice try, homes…
The best part is the quote given by the woman he stole the check from: Sharon Laird said if her family had $360 billion, “I wouldn’t be sitting here. I’d be somewhere drinking margaritas. It’s five o’clock somewhere, sometime.”
May 7, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Heard about this fucktard last week. So, do we have to give the guy a little credit for being ballsy enough to try this scam? Maybe a tenth of a point. But he gets hella dumbass points for actually thinking this whole plot through and actually coming up with his dollar amount…..”360 billion dollars. yeah that sounds about right. oh, and i’ll use a personal check, that way it won’t seem shady.” This guy smokes way to much weed and is way the fuck out of touch with how the real world works